Never ever

Never Ever…

Never ever would I drive even a few yards without fastening my seatbelt.
Never ever would I stir my coffee with a knife. (Stir with a knife, stir up strife.)
Never ever would I step on a crack in the sidewalk.
Never ever would I smoke another cigarette.
Never ever would I dog-ear the page of a hard-cover book.
Never ever would I forget my family and friends who have gone to their eternal rest.
Never ever would I lose my Boston accent.
Never ever would I  say no to a potato chip.
Never ever would I be able to parallel park my car.
Never ever would I own a bird.
Never ever would I disclose something told’ in confidence.
Never ever would I go without breakfast.
Never ever would I get over my dread of the dentist’s chair.
Never ever would I understand how women can walk in five inch heels!
Never ever would I believe in never ever.

Saw “never ever” in a blurb in O magazine and couldn’t get it out of my head.
Try it.You may surprise yourself.
Dorothy C. Judd.      (C) 2017


About twofelines

What to say? I love my family and friends. I also love kids, cats, and books. Oh, and potato chips and Cheez-its. I am a retired teacher who still loves to be in the classroom, so now I am a substitute teacher.
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2 Responses to Never ever

  1. Lisa Gross says:

    Love it! Never Ever would I go a week without talking to my dear friend Dee, unless she was on vacation! Miss you! Lisa

  2. annromer says:

    Many smiles. Love it.

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