NOT

NOT

I will not be …..

…taping a live gecko to my forehead to attract my  cat’s attention in an effort to get him to look at camera. (As reported from CatCon workshop on how to take better cat photos)

…trying stand  up paddle board.

..running the  Boston Marathon – or any other marathon for that matter.

…joining the Ezia  Athletic Club in Nantucket with its $120,000 initiation fee and $5,000 per year dues.

…making plans to eat at Naked restaurant in Tokyo.

…tasting  Hotlix Real Sour Earthwoormz.  These are sour, stringy, subtly, disturbingly meaty and made with indoor, farm raised real worms. (  Louisa Chu. !Chicago Tribune)

Dorothy C. Judd     © 2016

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About twofelines

What to say? I love my family and friends. I also love kids, cats, and books. Oh, and potato chips and Cheez-its. I am a retired teacher who still loves to be in the classroom, so now I am a substitute teacher.
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One Response to NOT

  1. annromer says:

    Good thinking! It’s freeing to know there are many dubious things we won’t need to try.

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