Yet More Headlines

Yet more headlines

“Lawmakers Behind N.H ‘Nipple Bill’ Warn of Societal Decline”
Valley News 3/1/1

Woman Blames Coffee-Drinking Parrot For Car Crash
multiple sources.   April 16, 2025

Airline Flight to N.H. delayed When Snoring Passenger Poked With Pen
New York Post  April 16, 2015

Police: Don’t Chase Bears with A Hatchet While Drunk
North Adams Ma
Valley News. May  14, 2015

Boston Hires Goat acres to Graze on City’s Weeds
Boston Globe 6/10/15

Rule Banning Chocolate as Bait for Bears Gets Final Approval
Valley News 6/20/15

Tattooed Bear Swims Across River, Crashes Party
AP from Bethlehem PA.   6/30/15

Man Brings Dirty Socks (instead of marijuana) to Drug Deal
AP. 8/8/15

Woman allowed to Wear Colander in Mass. License photo. Defines herself as a “Pastafarian”
Boston Globe. 11/14/15

Dead Americans Making Voting Requests in Obits
Valley  News via Washington Post. 1/25/16

Dog Pops Up In Driver’s Seat When Semi Crashes On Minnesota
AP  3/6/17


About twofelines

What to say? I love my family and friends. I also love kids, cats, and books. Oh, and potato chips and Cheez-its. I am a retired teacher who still loves to be in the classroom, so now I am a substitute teacher.
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One Response to Yet More Headlines

  1. Ann says:

    Lord have mercy! I love these.

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