Questions from a Cat
As suggested in “Awe-Manac” (by Jill Badonsky), I made a list of questions my cat might ask.
The following are posed by Benedict (aka Bennie), my orange tabby.
Why did you have to mess with my launch pad? You know the top of the étagère is one of my favorite places! I’m sorry I totaled your new flat-screen TV, but it’s really your fault.
Why do you stop patting me when I’m not ready for you to stop?
Why do you stand up before I’m done sitting in your lap?
Why does Bonnie get the best spot in the sun sometimes?
Do you really get it that I understand English? First clue: When you say, “I’m going to bed now,” and I run in and jump on your bed before you can get there.
© Dorothy C. Judd
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