More Weird Headlines

More Weird Headlines


How to Punish Robots If They Turn Against You

Washington Post 3/10

A Goat Walks into a Bar

Valley News 4/6

Wild Moose Runs Across Dartmouth Green

Valley News 6/5

(As I wrote to the editor, this would be as opposed to a tame moose?)


Men in Tutus to Dance at Dartmouth

Valley News 6/13

Bidder Snags Two Boston Parking Spots for $560,000

V/N 6/17

Roller Coaster Shuts Down Due to Excessive Screaming ( and I wasn’t even on it)

AOL 7/5

Dog Finds Missing Python That Fled Dartmouth Fraternity

Valley News 7/25

Manure Pile Spontaneously Combusts at Windsor Goat Farm

Valley News. 8/22

Stork Detained as Spy Found Dead.

Valley News 9/8

© Dorothy C. Judd

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About twofelines

What to say? I love my family and friends. I also love kids, cats, and books. Oh, and potato chips and Cheez-its. I am a retired teacher who still loves to be in the classroom, so now I am a substitute teacher.
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2 Responses to More Weird Headlines

  1. Ann says:

    Your local newspaper is much funnier than mine!

  2. Carol says:

    Hope you were able to attend entertainment at Dartmouth!

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